Yesterday I was feeling inspired, and due to my multiple Bloodborne characters, I have become recently fond of the Boom Hammer, a hammer than you can prime for explosions on hit. It’s really cool. I’ve become SO FOND of this weapon, that I wrote this fictional Bloodborne ad of it that was really well received in the Bloodborne Subreddit. Here it is:
Holy shit, the Boom Hammer is so fucking satisfying. L1, and your hammer is primed and ready for an explosive exploration of some poor beast’s skull cavity. Remember using the Stake Driver? Standing around with your thumb up your ass as you wait for the boom? Not Boom Hammer. Boom Hammer is ready to Boom every. Single. Hit. You don’t need to dance around like a goddamned fairy twirling your pansy little whip. Bring the boom. Lose your Boom prematurely? (It’s okay, happens to everyone.) Just L1 mid combo to ignite with a poke that makes Thor’s Hammer look 2 inches hard. There’s only two booms with the Boom Hammer: The boom of your jumping R2, and the boom of the enemy hitting the
- Bitch, there’s no cons to bringing the boom! Maybe if you skipped E-Day, your little wet noodle arms will only swing it once before nap time, but that’s your problem, not Boom Hammer’s.
Shoulda called it the Bang Hammer or the Poon Hammer with how much you’ll be swimming in drenched panties.
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